I feel a need to clear up something for some men about balls. Steve Bannon said of the women he observed at the Golden Globes: “If you rolled out a guillotine, they’d chop off every set of balls in the room.” We are not interested in your balls, and if we were interested in your balls, we would not need something as large as a guillotine. You are interested in your balls. Castration anxiety is another term for male supremacy. We want you to shut up. We want you to stop talking and stop running things and having opinions about us. You have to shut up and go away. Take your balls and leave. We don’t care where you go as long as it’s over there. Please stop talking and sitting, you know, that way on the subway.
I love this. I love all the ones I’ve read so far, but this is right on the money.
Thanks! You are dear to comment.
Interesting anecdote. When I, for medical reasons, had to undergo bilateral orchiectomy, (or castration as it’s commonly known – sorry for the mansplaining or eunuchsplaining as it turns out) it was a woman surgeon running things who did the deed and chopped them off. And a caring professional she was.
I see your point and get it that the only women interested in castrating men are the licensed professionals.
I have to say, though, that sitting with legs somewhat apart is a hip shape thing and not a ball thing. 😉